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2 February 2024 by WTF Notebooks
Roses are red, violets are blah blah blah. It’s time to up your game when it comes to writing that cute Valentine’s Day card (or since it’s 2024, Valentine’s Day text). In true WTF Notebooks-style here are 16 of our favorite messages to wish your significant other a happy V-Day.
From cute and slightly cheesy humor to spicy laugh-out-loud sort of jokes, these messages will make your spouse’s heart giggle before it melts.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 1
I’d let you have the last french fry. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 2
I love you as much as I love canceled plans. Who needs a social life when I’ve got you?
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 3
You’re the only person I’d shave my legs for in the Winter. Love you most.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 4
If you were a library book, I would check you out. Happy Valentine’s Day.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 5
If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. Love you big time.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 6
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, these are just gardening facts.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 7
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you!
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 8
Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 9
Roses are red, relationships are tough. The reason I love you, is ‘cause we hate the same stuff.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 10
If I could, I would wrap up all my love for you and put it in a gift box. But that’s way too expensive so enjoy this card instead!
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 11
Congratulations on keeping me for another Valentine’s Day – you lucky thing!
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 12
I love you just the way I am.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 13
I’m so happy I found someone who is just as weird as me! Happy Valentine’s Day.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 14
I love you more than I love my coffee in the morning. Just don't make me prove it.
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 15
You're my favorite notification. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card Message 16
You're the cheese to my macaroni – a little cheesy, but a perfect match!
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Introduction to Public Speaking Concepts
Introduction
In public speaking, the introduction plays a crucial role in capturing the audience's attention and establishing the speaker's credibility. It consists of five key elements: an attention-getter, relating to the audience, establishing credibility, stating the thesis, and previewing the main points .
Attention-Getter
An attention-getter is a device used to engage the audience from the beginning of the speech. It can be in the form of a rhetorical question, a quotation, a startling statistic, or a compelling story. The goal is to pique the audience's interest and make them eager to hear more .
Relating to the Audience
Establishing a connection with the audience is essential for effective communication. Speakers should orient the audience and make connections between what they know or are already interested in and the speech topic. This helps in establishing goodwill and credibility .
Establishing Credibility
The audience's perception of the speaker's credibility is crucial for the success of the speech. The speaker should include experiences or knowledge that demonstrate why they are credible on the topic. This is particularly important for persuasive speeches, as the audience needs to believe in the speaker's expertise .
Stating the Thesis
The thesis statement in the introduction clearly presents the main claim or idea of the speech. It gives the audience a sense of the purpose of the speech and what they can expect to learn or understand from it .
Previewing the Main Points
Previewing the main points in the introduction provides the audience with an outline of what will be covered in the speech. This helps in improving clarity of thought and increasing the likelihood that the speech will be effective .
Deliberate Practice
Deliberate practice is essential for improving public speaking skills. It involves improving existing skills and extending the reach and range of one's skills. Experts in various fields, including public speaking, dedicate focused time for deliberate practice to continuously enhance their abilities .
Curse of Knowledge
The curse of knowledge bias can hinder effective communication, especially in teaching and public speaking. It refers to the difficulty experienced by experts in conveying knowledge to those who do not possess the same level of expertise. Understanding this concept is crucial for speakers to ensure that their message is effectively communicated to the audience .
In summary, public speaking concepts encompass various elements such as attention-getters, establishing credibility, deliberate practice, and the curse of knowledge. Understanding and applying these concepts can significantly enhance the effectiveness of public speaking engagements.